Robot Does Genetic Research for Us

Now if we can just get robots to do our robotics research, we'll be all set.

Butterflies Suffering from Two Consecutive Cool Summers

And what's behind these unseasonably cool summers? Global warming, of course.

The Science of Limb (Re)generation

Never mind the implications for medical treatment of amputees... how about the fact that it's all driven by a molecule called sonic hedgehog? (Seriously.)

Scientists Discover Natural Heart Regeneration

If they can boost the process, it could decrease the demand for heart transplants... and increase the supply of love. xxooxx

Yes, even for this guy.

Giant Firebreathing Robot Baby

You heard me.

All-You-Can-Eat Mouse

No, not as much mouse as you want to eat -- a mouse that can eat as much as it wants without getting fat. One day, maybe we can all be like that mouse.

Beware of Giant Solar Fireballs

Also known as coronal mass ejections, which could cause massive disruption and chaos. Just in case, you know, you didn't have anything else to worry about.

New Drug Is 200 Times More Effective at Killing Cancer

An international team of researchers announced the anti-cancer effectiveness of bisphosphonates -- which were originally designed for treating osteoporosis.

Love Hertz

What she is really trying to say when she is shrieking at 1,200 Hz is; "I love you.  Now take out the trash."  Just keep ignoring her.

Algae Blooms Responsible for "The Birds" on the Rise

The algae generate a nerve toxin that causes brain damage in birds, seals, and other animals... including humans. (And "The Birds" really was inspired by it.)

Robofish Will Seek Out Pollution

Step One in Plan for World Domination: Let the humans think we are here to help them.


"Unlike earlier robotic fish, which needed remote controls, they will be able to navigate independently without any human interaction."

British Scientists Plan to Create Synthetic Blood

It will be made from fetal stem cells... but what isn't, really?

Maggots Are Efficient Wound Cleaners

When you need to remove dead flesh from your body, accept no substitute.

Geo-engineering: Plan B for Climate Change

If we can't stop pumping carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, why not start pumping it out? I'd like 20 million artificial trees to go, please!

Bad News for Kentuckians

A recent study shows that children of first cousins are more susceptible to disease than other kids. Previous studies indicated a greater susceptibility to living in trailer parks and growing mullets.

Multisensory Virtual Reality

U.K. researchers are planning to create a virtual reality system that stimulates all five senses. But what about your sixth sense?

Enter the Biodome

Leave it to the English to civilize what should be a terrifying place.  Maybe the posies are dangerous and will try and take over the world.

Weapons of Mosquito Destruction

"Star Wars" technology originally designed for shooting down nuclear missiles may be used to shoot down malarial mosquitos instead.


"The WMD laser works by detecting the audio frequency created by the beating of mosquito wings. A computer triggers the laser beam, the mosquito’s wings are burnt off and its smoking carcass falls to the ground."

Int'l Space Station's Near-Miss with Space Junk

"As a dangerous chunk of debris bore down on the International Space Station on Thursday, the crew took refuge in the Russian Soyuz lifeboat in case they had to flee to Earth."


"NASA said a 5-inch piece of a spent rocket motor came within striking distance of the $100-billion station. If it had hit the station, damage could have been catastrophic."

The Nano Song

An ode to the very small... with puppets.


The Nano Song from nanomonster on Vimeo.